fishsticks

I am not really sure why, but I was wondering how many fishsticks I could fit in my mouth? I am pretty sure that I could get 10 or 15 cooked fishsticks but if they were still frozen then probably only 5 or 6, less flexible.

Ode to my chair!

Oh chair, so soft and fluffy
my love so large and all encompassing
you rock me when happy, sad or just sleepy
wrapping your arms around my waist
saying you accept me for who I am
you squeak so silently just making sure that
I am comfy

your indentation fits me perfectly
even after someone sits there
your resourcefulness against claws, kids and food
is truly one of the miracles of life

So to you chair, I solute
where men can be men.

I was thinking how long could I go without a hair cut, because after about 6 or 7 weeks I just need to at least trim it. I am also trying to grow sideburns, which is really kinda futile because I am blond (or haven't reached puberty yet) they just don't come in very good. I have gone almost a month growing them out and they are looking better but jen still makes fun of me.....Although I think it was her idea, what the hell!

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