You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
"Napoleon Dynamite"
Me: Tommy, you want some breakfast? Tommy: No I'm not hungry Me: Are you sure? Tommy: Yeah, I still have corn in my stomach from last night Me: how do you know corn is still in your stomach? Tommy: cuz I haven't pooped it out yet