doust thus decieve my eyes....ith

what is this clear liquid falling from the sky today......what's that you say?

what is this "rain" that you call from the sky......

Yep rain...wow....how cool.....now we better not get in the habit of it raining now....that would suck huh?

ok actual conversation I had with someone on the phone at work today.

"this is Paul how can I help you?"
"Hi this is john K@##$#%$#@!@^$%" (totally not understanding his last name due to the stoner accent.

"Hi john how can I help you?"
"Ummm....yeah......Ummm.....could I get me schedule for my work hours next week"
"well they are not done yet john, won't be until tomarrow morning"
"oh.........could I get my work schedule for this week then?"
"but john this week is almost done......haven't you been checking to see if you work"
"uuummmmmm....nope"
"Ok, well how do you spell your last name...."
"(spoken to me) Kellner" (ok this was spoken to me not spelled to me and out of pure frustration at this point I forced him to spell it out...didn't have to since kellner isn't a very hard name but I was pissed.

"john it looks like you were scheduled all week and haven't shown up.....so at this point you were termniated last night so we are going to need you to come in tomarrow and drop off your punch card and sign form for us"

"oh..well that sucks"


Yep this was the conversation.....sad really.

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