Just don't do that Please

In the morning I head down to the YMCA for a little workout.....Trying to lose these extra pounds but not having much luck.....So the only reason for going now is the hot tub after sweating my ass off downstairs.

There are a couple of things that bug me and at times I just want to say "just don't do that please".

First, this morning this guys gets on the machine next to me.....asks if he can change the channel of the TV in front of us.....No problem dude....And he puts on the "daily show" on comedy central...Very cool. All of a sudden with every joke that is being delivered this guy next to me starts to laugh outloud......I turn my music up higher....Still here is endless giggles.....I am working out here people..."Just don't do that please".

Second are the old men in the locker room....Most of them are great guys and I like to bullshit with them....But at the same time lets have some humility please. Walking around with your gravity induced hard on's with no towel on is bad enough, but if you are going to go over to the sink and shave please put on something....Just something to cover yourself. I don't what your junk hanging all over the sink and to top it off I don't need to see your pimply old wrinkly ass either..So just don't do that please.

Lastly back to the guy from above who was giggling all the time, well after got off of the cross-trainer I went on to the treadmill, he ended up next to me about 10 mins later. All of a sudden I see his hand jerk up and down, which lets be real here is a little scary. So I look over and here this guys is playing air guitar to what ever music is playing..I couldn't help thinking to myself that this guy actually thinks that by doing this he looks cool. Like any girl out there has dated a guy strickly because he could play a really cool air guitar......Well all this hand jerking and giggling really screwed up my rhythm....I was going to look over and say "dude...You look like a dork, don't do that any more please"......but that would have just been mean.

ROCK ON DUDE!!!

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