"B-I-C-H, Bitch!"

Ok time for another installment of dumbass central.
 
This is my tribute to dumbasses around the world!
 
Want to get back after your boss after being fired? Why not send him 5 million spam e-mails and sit back as your old companies servers crash? Brilliant, eh? At least that's what an angry British teenager did after being fired from his $223-per-week job. The boy admitted to using a spam tool he downloaded from the Internet that's capable of sending 100 e-mails every second. He needn't worry about finding a new job: he now faces six months in prison or a fine of up to $9,283 for the $33,422 in damage he caused.
 
Britney sure knows how to pick 'em: fiancée Kevin "Gold Diigger" Federline is being sued in California small claims court by Classic Chevrolet in Anaheim Hills, CA for allegedly bouncing a $1,600 for a down payment check on a truck. Maybe this will convince Miss Brit she does need a pre-nuptial agreement with this bum after all. You see, without a pre-nuptial agreement, the 26-year-old Federline, who apparently has no money of his own, could walk away with millions of dollars even if the marriage lasts only a couple of months. Sources close to Spears say a pre-nup is likely, but wonder in the meantime if she'll bail Federline out of his legal mess with the Chevy dealership. Meanwhile, no better authority on divorce than Donald Trump is tell Spears to get that pre-nup signed. Trump says, "I heard Britney Spears is not going to have a prenuptial agreement. She's making a huge mistake. Just a huge, traumatic and potentially ruinous mistake." 
 
The tool section at Sears is pretty impressive, but most men learn to control themselves there, but not 21-year-old Carlos Flores-Diaz of Florida. Officers arrested Flores-Diaz in the Sears store at Merritt Square Mall after security officers witnessed him apparently "committing a lewd act" in the men's section of the store
 
So there you go folks, and I thought I was holding down the bell curve of stupidity!

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