Dumb Ass!!!!

Ok I was going to tell you a story of friend of mine (parry) who after 8 holes of golf was tied with yours truely only to hit a great drive, nice approach shot that happened in a bunker and then it got ugly, but I am not going to tell that story.....

Instead of that story I am going to introduce some dumb asses of the week, so sit tight folks this get.......well you'll see.

This guy's a Triple Dumbass Award Winner if I ever saw one! A 23-year-old Hartland, Maine man apparently was trying to commit suicide by nailing himself to a homemade cross. His carpentry skills were good enough to get the cross together and nail one hand in, but it wasn't until he had completed that part of the project did he realize that he needed help getting THE OTHER HAND NAILED DOWN. So, of course, he called 911 for help. Rescue workers arrived and, surprisingly, instead of helping him complete the do-it-yourself crucifixion, they cut off the chunk of the board with his hand attached and took it all to the hospital where the nail was removed. Please kids, don't try this at home unless you have a skilled Roman Guard on hand to handle the detail work.

This guy is our first Double Dumbass Award winner for the week: 18-year-old Paul Liebas decided it would be fun to pretend to be a cop in is gold Crown Victoria, but made the mistake of pulling over an off-duty officer. The real cop spotted the phony in a flash and the idiot ran like a girl, although he was caught a few blocks later.

This week's second official Double Dumbass is a Nebraska sheriff who, while giving a presentation to a high school class, handcuffed a student . . . and then broke the key. Wait, it gets better! He took the boy to a welding shop to have them remove the cuffs with a torch which, not surprisingly, severely burning the 17-year-old. Oh yes, mom and dad are suing.

Well, it's doubtful this guy's gonna win "Father of the Year." A Texas cop pulled over a car he saw speeding and weaving through traffic, only to learn that the driver was an 11-year-old boy who could barely see over the steering wheel. But junior hadn't stolen the car . . . dad had turned over the keys to him because he was too drunk after stopping off at a bar on their way home . . . 200 miles away!


Ok folks that is about as much dumb ass as I can handle for the week, I will find and post more next weds.

Oh and Parry......well what can I say (he he)

"PEACE!"

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