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Sunday, December 23, 2007

2007, The Wonderful Year in Sports

I am a big fan of Steve Czaban who I only get to listen to while he is on Bob and Brian in the morning on 102.9 in Milwaukee. He was giving thanks to the year in sports and I wanted to paraphrase.

Year of Shame: 2007 Sports..

1. Dog fighting…Michael Vick's love for dogs
2. Ref. gambling…This includes NBA and Big Ten referee’s
3. Adam “Pac Man” Jones….Strippers are so much fun
4. Bill "look I learned sign language" Belichick
5. Imus “love those nappy headed hoes”
6. Isiah “where’s the love” Thomas (suspiciously Martha Burke was no where to be found)
7. Barry “What’s up with my head getting bigger” Bonds
8. Marian (Sorry I got caught) Jones
9. Mitchell Report (really does anyone really care anymore, lets play two people)
10. Chris Benoit….The ultimate in roid rage
11. NFL Shootings…..One to start the season in Denver and one to end the season with the Redskins moarning.
12. O.J.’s reality show wanna be (hey everyone, there’s a party down the hall, got your guns?)
13. DUI’s in all sports, Jerry Buss and Tony Larussa the most notable
14. NFL Network and Big Ten Network strong holding the cable companies.

Positives
1. Thank you Tony Dungee for proving that a good guy can reach the top.
2. Thank you Brett Farve for giving the gift of football to all us Packer fans for yet another year.
3. Thank you Ava Longoria Parker for keeping my waining interest in the NBA alive
4. Thank you Sopranos’ for leaving us all wondering if Tony finally got it in the end.
5. Thank you Devin Hester for all you do, it is fun to watch
6. Thank you Navy Football for stomping on Notre Dame while they are down.
7. Thank you Mike “I’m a man” Gundy for the best coaches rant all football season

8. Thank you Britney Spears for taking the time out of your busy day and show us how not to raise our kids.



Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
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