Just My Luck

We are having really weird weather around here lately, one minute it is sunny and 70 and next there are 50 mile an hour winds with a heavy down pour. Today I got caught in my own genius.

Last week I put an umbrella in the car, just in case I would happen to run into days just like today were we get sun then rain and back again. And today I got to revel in my own genius. I walked out of the house and it was sunny with a light breeze but by the time I got to work it was down pouring...And hard.

So I grabbed my umbrella, laughed at all the unprepared people and slowly walked into the building nice and dry. As I worked I smiled thinking how smart I was..Ha ha..Me so smart. After a couple of hours I had to go to another building on my works campus, as I walked outside the sun shown bright, not a cloud in the sky and I carried my umbrella next to me..A symbol to the rest of the world and you know what they were saying "damn that Paul is smart".

I went to work in the new building, heading down to the production floor still floating in my glee....Then it happened...Thunder...Not just any thunder but thunder that you can hear in a production facility over the loud noise of the machine...My heart sunk...See on my way to the other building I put my symbol of genius in the back seat of my car.

"well I will wait it out" I thought to myself...Hour after hour....I new I was going to be in trouble. I had some errands to run..And soon.

Then just before I left it stopped...HA, I AM STILL SO SMART

I walk down stairs, head for the back door and get stopped by a co-worker and I decided I had to tell them about my genius and I am sure they were thinking "damn that Paul is so smart"

My car though was in the farthest parking lot and as I was strolling to my vehicle I feel the winds pick up...."Shit" I thought..I picked up my pace but was still quite a ways away...Then it hit...Hard..It must have been someone in the heavens showing me just how smart I was..I was soaked..My keyless entry didn't work..More soaked...My window slightly open..Ass soaked...And I thought "damn I am smart, look at my genius".

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