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You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff. "Napoleon Dynamite"
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Ok, lets focus here a little, shall we?Preaching Billy Graham.....
Thunder and Snow?
Humble beginnings
The Sky is Falling
Honestly, You Should Do More Research
So What is Normal Anyway?
Super Bust!
Did You Ever Try?
It's Not You....It's Me
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Where's Waldo?
A good friend of mine sent me some fun facts that make so much sense that my world has now been completed. As an example:1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10.Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
As you can tell the wisdom from This Site is endless and all consuming....Enjoy
