Santa

Dominic did a sleep over last night, so Tommy and I went over to big sis's house and got some movies. This morning we put in Rudolph the red nose reindeer, on DVD. Tommy loved it and was trying to sing along to the songs, "silver and gold" and "misfit"...Kind of cut really.

What I never realized was that in the movie, Santa is a real A-Hole. All prejudice and stuff, even though Rudolph was the obvious choice as best athlete in the reindeer games. Let alone his dad, who is donner by the way, has to say "no son of mine will have a red nose". Hey thanks for the support dad! Thanks for loving me for who I am DAD!.....No wonder he ran away.

In fact if I was Rudolph when Santa came to me to pull the sled I would be all like "no way fat man!" "you figure out a way to get that sleigh up in the air, what have you over done for me other than ruin my chances in the reindeer games where I would have mopped up on all the other pansy raindeer's"

Well then I would make him sweat it out for a while, making sure I get lots of apologizes before saying yes, cause lets face it Rudolph would never let the kids down, let alone leave all those misfit toys on misfit island.....But boy I would soooo hold a grudge and definitely move out of the parents cave with my dad, donner, there.

ok, so anyway I got to watch the brainchild of home remodeling today. Yep as I sat and drank my beer I got to watch my buddy and his dad construct a new bathroom. Now they obviously know what they are doing, well enough to get it built, but the real entertainment is the banter between them. The beer only added to the enjoyment and lets face it, I just have no desire to do something like that myself. I mean it looked cool and stuff with all the power tools around to just play with. My problem is that it would take a couple of weekends to complete and be in working order and my attention span is like.....well "ohhh look shiny things"!!!

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