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You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff. "Napoleon Dynamite"

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Monday, January 23, 2006

Yeah So.....

you know my previous post....yep I got it too.

Last week sucked, Monday I was ok. Tuesday my sore throat wasn't going away and since Jen had strep I figured that I better go to the doctor before it got worse. So I did, I felt pretty good really just this stupid throat thing. Well after filling my prescription and getting home I preceeded to spend the next 3 straight days in the bathroom. I couldn't even take a drink of water without it it coming up..yeah gross I know. I actually now know how a dog feels when his water dish is empty and they end up pushing the bowl around the kitchen to get your attencian....if we ever get another dog I will never let that happen again because when your body needs water and you give it water then it preceeds to reject the same water that it needs so badly.....that is a sucky flu.

Speaking of dogs She came home the other day from work and proceeded to tell me about how her co-worker is breeding their dog. Yeah so she was feeling me out to see how I would respond. I had visions of a nice dog that followed you around the yard or on walks. To sit by your feet and keep them warm and to protect you in case there are burglers or something. Oh did I forget to tell you what kind of dogs they are....oh only a Great Dane....Yeah a Great "f$Q%$%@#$" Dane. Are you kidding me? Now I have met these dogs and they are one of the nicest dogs you'll ever own, gentle and caring with big hearts. But can you imagine the size of their shit that would have to be picked up? I mean we had a beagle and couldn't keep up with the little turds let alone big piles of shit.

So to my Wife I am going to have to say a big ol' NO!
Posted by P.Large @ 11:51 AM |

2 Comments:

At 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I watch people walk their dogs through the neighborhood. The device of choice is a large plastic bag that fits over the hand to pick up the "discharge". Picking up shit after a dog takes lots of love. I can't imagine what you'd use for a Great Dane. Perhaps you could bag it and sell it for fertilizer. Ohoooo! Ain't he sweet. Yeah, right!

 

At 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I watch people walk their dogs through the neighborhood. The device of choice is a large plastic bag that fits over the hand to pick up the "discharge". Picking up shit after a dog takes lots of love. I can't imagine what you'd use for a Great Dane. Perhaps you could bag it and sell it for fertilizer. Ohoooo! Ain't he sweet. Yeah, right!

 

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